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12 Days of Cruisemas/Seadays

November 12, 2010

We have nine days at sea. I’ve made an editorial decision to write about the sea time in general terms rather than day by day. I mean, “slept until 11 AM” might fill space but who is interested.

Cruise Critic just named Seabourn the top luxury cruise line:

“Seabourn’s new Odyssey and Sojourn are the largest true luxury ships in cruising, and yet the size works. It allows for more onboard choice – especially the fantastic Seabourn Square, a combination library, coffee shop, bakery and social hub — and yet attention to detail in its cuisine, service and upscale yacht-like ambiance, is impeccable.”

That statement is a complete misrepresentation. The Silversea Silver Spirit is larger, and certainly true luxury.  Regent, should be counted too. But as my Grandmother used to say, never mind.

Sojourn and Odyssey, unlike competitors, do not have butler service. Truth be told, I don’t miss it. First off, my room stewardess, Nicole, brings me milk and cookies each night.

Room service is prompt. I ordered a five course dinner from the restaurant menu and it was delivered in ten minutes. Faster than calling butler, giving order, etc. And I love Seabourn Square. In addition to what Cruise Critic mentioned, there are four desks in a semi enclosed space that take the place of the usual Purser’s counter.

No lines, no hassle, just fast service no matter what the concern.

I ate with Cruise Director Jan Stearman last night (table for 11).

There was much discussion about luxury lines. It’s relatively impossible to pick the best. So much depends upon personal taste, and how many luxury ships have been experienced. For instance, no one mentions the German ship Europa.Is this luxury? Ja wohl!!!!

Cruise Critic terms Sojourn and Odyssey as “largest” , but 450 passengers is not large in the scheme of things. Showtime will not be a group of gyrating dancers. On this ship there are only four performers; they sing. They separately joined a production company in London where they were put together and trained. They learned well, and are a pleasure to listen to and watch.                           

The Grand Salon (theater) is more of a lounge; comfortable, but with problems.

The supporting pillars in many places narrow the view of the stage. There’s a lot of scrambling to find a place that is not blocked.

And then there’s The Club. Team trivia at 11:45

melds into tea at 4:45 with music, and later drinks and canapés before dinner.

Earlier in the cruise I sat next to Laura, a social hostess from England who, in addition, sometimes sings at tea. When she does, Britain fades away.

She is superb, and music, I hope, will be her future.

More about the ship coming as the days float by, but right now it’s time for a nap.

12 Days of Cruisemas/4th Day

November 12, 2010

By Avid Cruiser Contributor Geoff Edwards

Funchal

Funchal is the largest city, the municipal seat, and has been the capital of Portugal’s Autonomous Region of Madeira for five centuries. It’s been a rocky road for Funchal.

The island, and Funchal specifically, were vulnerable to privateer and pirate attacks. In 1566, French corsairs attacked with a force of 1,200 men, on three main ships and small fleet of eight support craft. This armada anchored in the beach of Formosa, disembarked a contingent of 800 men that marched toward the city in three columns. Funchal’s fortifications were assaulted by land, where its defense was thin; the defenders could not reposition the canons directed toward the sea. The city suffered a violent sack that lasted 15 days until the last of the armada left.

Little remained of Funchal, but today, the population is 140,000, and it is a bustling city.

Although another attack is not to come, they are still alert.

It is lovely to walk along the pedestrian way. There are tons of outdoor cafes and no empty tables. It’s lunch time.

And, as is typical of Spanish type towns, there is a statue of one of the cherished in the middle of the square

There are also those not so important, but hey, put up a statue.

One of the things that puzzled me was the white area on the cathedral.

All I could think of was it was space for a coming advertisement;  “Praise God and shop here.”

Another building had me questioning. I couldn’t imagine the space inside and wondered what caused it to be built so slim. Maybe the architect only had a narrow roll of paper for his plans.

Heading along the waterfront, back to the ship,

I was captivated by a sign that said, “Sardine Salad and Sangria 8.50 Euros.” I was sold. It was very tasty, and  I just bet those sardines were caught that morning.

A sad sight was waiting at the pier.

A man with whom I had chatted was being taken to the hospital. When I met him he was on oxygen and in a motorized wheelchair. I don’t know what happened. He talked to me as they wheeled him out, but certainly wasn’t happy. Better it happened early than in the midst of the Atlantic.

I was looking forward to dinner as I was a guest at the table of two of the social hostesses. Yeah right, once again I was at the end of a table for twelve. There was some fun conversation, but it felt weird not to be able to talk to either of the hostesses except to say goodbye.

Tomorrow is the first of nine days at sea.

12 Days of Cruisemas /Day3

November 12, 2010

By Avid Cruiser Star Contributor Geoff Edwards

At Sea

First off, please excuse the the order of this blog. Since we are sometimes satellite impaired, the publishing can work one day and not the next.

This day, after a redeye from Los Angeles, is always a catch up day for me.

Today, I slept until 2 PM.

One of the things concerning me was eating alone as I am traveling alone, and it’s not simple for me to walk up to a stranger and say, “Hey, can I eat with you tonight?” As I found out last night, there will be an invitation in my mail each day to join a hosted table. This is a wonderful gift from Seabourn, and makes things so much easier. However, not everyone at the table is solo, but couples are not seated together.

We are not a full ship, and a good many on board are from Britain and Germany. With the Euro treating our dollar like a bully kicking sand in our face, cruise ship fares are incredibly attractive to the Euro folks.

Tonight, it’s the ship’s doctor’s table. Again, a long table for 12, which limits conversation. There are four on each side and two at each end. That makes it close to impossible to converse with the host and basically limits the chitchat to the people immediately to the left and right.

I was seated at one end; on my left, a man from Belgium, and on my right, a man who never stopped talking and waving his arms. He is from England, but not with an accent I could decipher. I caught every 4th or 5th word. I got that he had taken a cruise on the Mississippi river. I asked if it was a Paddle Wheel boat. He said he’d only played that game a few times, waved his arms and went on. There was not much room for anyone else to talk. That, for me, was a relief.

The doctor sat with a closed lip smile and only spoke when asked a question. I’m not sure what country he is from, but English, I’m sure is not his primary language. I hope I don’t fall ill with anything complicated.

My goal on this trip was to get the recipe for the incredible French Fries served at The Grill.

They have some kind of coating, just enough to give a sense of crust.

When we were on Seabourn’s Odyssey, we persisted in asking for the recipe. Everyone we asked persisted in avoiding the question. This afternoon I cornered an inscrutable Chinese serving the French Fries. Much to my disappointment he became scrutable.

“We get them frozen from a company in San Francisco.”

Tomorrow, we’ll see land for the last time this trip. We arrive in Funchal, which is an island due west of Casablanca, Morocco, about noon. The ship has a shuttle service to town, and I’m on a mission to find Pomegranate juice, something I drink every morning, but mine is still sitting in the Fridge at home. Oops.

Days so far are sunny and warm.

12 Days of Cruisemas / Day one

November 8, 2010

There has to be some sort of vaccine that can be administered to people who live more than 10 miles north of LAX. I am over 30 miles away, and making a flight on time is always a gut squeeze; my wife calls it my airport mode. I was particularly stressed as TSA was tightening security after the Yemen mess and Continental’s web page advised to arrive at the airport 3 hours early. (I’ve come to believe that the airlines have some deal with the airport vendors. “We’ll get’em here early, then it’s up to you.”)

So we left with plenty of time to spare. Oops, accident on freeway….freaking out!!!! I kept checking my cell, just to do something besides sweat.

We made it an hour and 45 minutes before flight time, but I was still hanging on to frenzied. Grab the baggage, quick goodbye, rush to check in. The area was almost empty. TSA was not busy.

Surprised, I decided to call Michael (my wife) to let her know, and to apologize for my up-tight behavior.

My cell phone was gone! I checked with security. Not there! Now, calling Michael became a necessity. I had to tell her why I couldn’t call her for the next two weeks. I haven’t used a pay phone in years, nor do I carry quarters.  Down the corridor to a vendor who couldn’t open her register just to give me change, but went into her own purse. She, thankfully, carried quarters.

My gate was next to security. They were giving me a second look. I mean, who runs towards them. Quarter in the slot, buttons pushed; her line was busy!! I took a seat close to the phones and as I did, the outgoing crew gathered nearby. While I was waiting, I decided to get a paper to read.

As I paid my favorite vendor, one of the crew members yelled,

“Geoff Edwards, your wife wants to speak to you.”

Michael had called back the number shown on her phone.

As I picked up the receiver the female First Officer said,

“Boy, she really keeps track of you.”

My cell phone had dropped between the front seat and the door. Good news it wasn’t lost; bad news, I‘ll need more quarters so I can call her from Newark

To paraphrase almost every politician, “I misspoke”. Newark airport was lovely. My gate for Lisbon was just across from my arrival gate, and right next to an oyster and seafood restaurant. Very good Manhattan clam chowder.

We left on time and the back of the plane gods blessed me with an empty row.

I stretched out and pulled the blanket over my head.

Night, night, until Portugal.

12 Days of Cruisemas

November 7, 2010

By Geoff Edwards

In six hours, I fly from LAX to Lisbon, Portugal on Continental Air. We connect in Newark for the flight to Lisbon. Let me put it this way: I hate Newark Airport! But, it is what it is.

In Lisbon I’ll board the new Seabourn ship, Sojourn, for 12 days to Ft. Lauderdale.

Nine of those days will be at sea. I’ll be traveling alone and I’m not sure there are enough solitaire games to cover the time.

Sojourn is at the top of the luxury list; out of 5 stars it gets 6+. The food is incredible (the best French Fries I’ve ever had), the crew the friendliest I’ve come across in 41 years of cruising, and the service on the all suite ship is beyond compare. So it’s not as if this will be a chore, but I have a personality that tends to shy away from strangers. If I don’t conquer that flaw, I’ll be spending a lot of time talking to myself and worse, having to listen.

I belong to Cruise Critic, and there is a trip by trip, and ship by ship roll call. People taking the same cruise connect and  have a “meet and mingle” early in the voyage. So, I do have a chance to sit at a friendly table.

And of course, you’ll be with me too, right?

OK here we go……….

Not Here

January 6, 2010

I am currently on Seabourn’s Odyssey from Ft. Lauderdale to LA thru the  Canal (duh).

This trip is being blogged at www.avidcruiser.com. Please log in and take a look.

When you access my Odyssey blog, order by email and it will all come to you rather than you going to it.

World Cruise Archive: Hong Kong New Year

January 2, 2010

This is the coldest Chinese New Year’s in 46 years according to the Hong Kong Meteorologist. The weather forecast is for more of the same tomorrow. That, coupled with the fact that most stores are closed for the New Year, kind of spoils any lengthy excursions into Kowloon or Hong Kong. We did go to a couple of stores. Michael wants a new camera that has a more powerful zoom, so I went into a newsstand to get a photography magazine for research. The conversation went like this:

“What want?”

“A photography magazine.”

“No have, go home, sleep!”

Ah, the Chinese and their inscrutable marketing technique.

We took a tour this morning. First we went to what Michael thought our guide, a Chinese woman named June, had referred to as the tallest temple. I guess Michael figured all Asians had a problem saying the letter “l”. Although impressive, the temple was not very tall. Probably because it was a Taoist Temple, not the tawest temple.

The temple was jammed with people praying, burning incense, and making offerings of fruit and meat.

One of the popular things to do was to shake a cup full of numbered wooden sticks until one stick came out. The stick was then taken to a Temple fortune teller who, for a price, would interpret the number and forecast the coming year. The fortune tellers rent their booths from the Temple priests. I saw one Chinese lady shake out a stick, look at it in disappointment, put it back, and try again. Must have been last year’s number, and she wanted no part of that.

The tour stopped by an arts and crafts store to allow us shop and take a much needed bathroom break. We were led to the second floor where two small rest rooms were located. The women lined up, and their slightly fractious queue stretched a ways out the open door and down the hall. I went up to the next floor and found identical facilities. I came down to tell the crowd of women the good news. They just looked at me and then turned back to pressing forward in line. The herd instinct is alive and well on this tour.

From there to the food market and the jade market; the two markets are bisected by a busy street. The fish were so fresh they were flopping around on the display trays. The fishmongers scaled them while alive. Want some eel? They cut a piece off; and the rest of the eel wiggles around.

People were buying fish heads, the jaws opening and closing, even though the body of the fish had been sold earlier. This little food foray really affected Michael. For now, at least, she will only eat pasta.

The Jade market was strange; tons of jade; pendants, nuggets, bracelets, statues at an incredibly cheap price. Like $1.50 US for a guaranteed, fine Burma jade pendant.

Methinks the Burma plastic factories are running at full speed. Michael bought a neat chunky bracelet. It is brown and has Chinese stuff carved into the sides. It is made of something heavy, and cost about $8.00.

The afternoon was spent buying a camera. When you ask the price, the salesman enters it into a pocket calculator and shows the readout to you. Then you take the calculator and put in what you want to pay. Then he groans, and puts in another number. This continues until you both agree on a price. He groans again, and looks like you have really taking advantage of him. The real reason he has a sad face is that he only cheated you out of $100 instead of $200. Yes, I am sure I paid too much for the camera, but it was a fun experience, and we needed the camera for the rest of the trip. If anything ever goes wrong with it, it shouldn’t cost too much to have the warranty translated from Chinese to English.

When I put everything together for this trip, I knew that I would forget one or two things, but felt confident that I could pick them up ashore or in the ship’s store. I have run out of shaving lotion. For over thirty years I have used cologne called Canoe. It is from France, and to my nose, lacks the cloying sweetness of many men’s after shave lotions. (If I were King, I would have the man who invented Paco Robanne shot.) Every time I go to the Caribbean, I buy Canoe in bulk. When I travel, I leave the larger bottle home and carry only a small spray bottle. It is now empty. Michael and I searched all over Hong Kong for Canoe, but were finally told that it is not available in Asia. Then came the testing of various products. The Chinese in the store were fascinated with this process. We finally decided on something for men from Estee Lauder. We left the store with my wrists smelling like a crowded subway full of hookers. When I waved to attract a cab, eyes around me rolled back into their heads.

I have this mirror vision in my mind,

but it is so strange, after all these years, to not smell like me.

Fiji Navidad

December 31, 2009

My eldest and his wife own and run Naia, one of the top luxury dive boats operating today.

Good for them, but bad for me; they live in Fiji. I seldom get to see my eldest grandkids, Wrenn and Brigg. But wait, there’s more. The entire family decided to go to Fiji for Christmas. That includes my daughter, her husband, and daughter from Portland, Oregon, and Rona, a 16 year old exchange student from Germany My next in line, Chess from near San Diego; even my former wife.

The Portland group arrived in Canyon Country (near LA). It seems their hired van did not show up, and they were lucky to get to the Portland airport. It was raining there. That being said, they arrived at Bob Hope Airport in Burbank in good shape. It was raining.

It is summer in Fiji, and with only a week’s notice the government decided DST was a grand idea. The problem? Nobody was quite ready, and Air Pacific had to adjust schedules quickly. When we arrived in Fiji, the cell phones still weren’t updated to the correct time. Good for us, though, as our flight left earlier than expected.

Tom Bradley International ticket counters and TSA baggage screening areas were jammed with people, bags, carts, and lines were long. Amazingly, Air Pacific had what amounted to a traffic director, and we were shunted to an empty counter and then to an adjacent, almost empty, TSA screening queue.

Flight FJ811 was delayed for an hour. Oh, I forgot to mention Jolly Old St. Mick, a major cyclone had arrived in Fiji. The Nadi (pronounced Nandi) airport was closed and Air Pacific personnel were constantly on the phone to Nadi asking technical questions like, “Is it gone yet?”

My son, Todd was on the phone to us and his house in Pacific Harbor was being blasted by wind and rain. The electricity was off in his whole area, and the Christmas turkey was in the now tepid freezer.

Mick split, and our 747 400 was up and away. We were in the top level of the plane, colloquially called “the bubble”. Air Pacific fed us a light dinner, and a nice breakfast. The ten hours in between were for sleep, movies, or music on individual screens.

Landing at Nadi was without incident,

and although we saw a few fallen trees,  lots of big puddles, and a few signs askew, at least here, Mick had done little damage.

Customs and immigration were a breeze and a few bulas later we were on our way.

About a twenty mile drive north to Latouka, Naia was waiting.

She is a luxury live-aboard dedicated to diving. Her Captain, Jioji, knows some incredible spots and this boat is in great demand by serious divers. Shortly, she’ll be on a 28 day charter with the goal of finally determining Amelia Earhart’s ultimate stop.

Although, diving was available, our first choice was the beach.

There are many different islands with lovely beaches, each with a nearby village. Each village has a Chief. At each stop, Naia’s spokesman (Not everyone can be a spokesman; that appellation is inherited, not bestowed.) went ashore to take the Chief a kava root.

They then do the saevu-saevu ceremony. The spokesman comes to the Chief on hands and knees, eyes downcast, and offers the root. A lot of Fijian goes back and forth; hands clap at the appropriate pauses; the Chief accepts the root, then kava is passed around. We now have permission to stay and loll on the sand.

I’m not sure exactly what happens at that ritual, but we’ll be attending one later this trip and I will report. I do know that drinking Kava is part of it, and as the eldest I must start the bowl around the room. I also know my lips may well numb out.

There is a singular scenic splendor that the fire, steam and smoke of the volcanoes left for us to gaze upon.

The skiff picks us up for lunch before the heat blasts us away.

Food on Naia is inventive and there are three choices for each meal that change every day.

Don’t miss the mahi mahi. It was the best and most perfectly cooked (moist and on the rare side) I have experienced.

I had the opportunity to dive and get a close-up of the multi colored coral, but, although certified, I took a nap instead. Don’t ask.

In the evening, when all were sharing photos, I passed mine around. Most were surprised as they hadn’t seen me in the water.

It was of one of the many photos on the lower walls. Don’t tell.

After our three day excursion we returned to Latouka, the Captain and crew not employees, but friends. As  said, we all are part of the Naia family.

My son Todd and his wife Alexx have a lovely compound in Pacific Harbour.

They are on a river that empties into the ocean about 200 yards around a bend.

From Latouka to Pacific Harbour is a three hour drive. The national speed limit is 40 mph. Trucks are limited to 36 mph. The trip south and then east passes sugar cane fields and some beautiful homes, but sadly, most of the villages are small cinder block boxes, some in worse shape than others. There is poverty, and many eke out a simple subsistence livelihood.

Follow the river upstream a mile and there is a bay perfect for waterskiing.

Home prices around the bay are rising, and for good reason. It is simply beautiful and, as a whole, Fijians are the friendliest people you’ll ever meet. “Bula” is the greeting and it comes at you from all sides. People walking along the road wave a hand and say it, people in stores say it. Bula is a national trait.

Of course living in a third world country does have a few hang ups. Because of the cyclone we lost water pressure a couple of times. The Fiji Meteorological Service chastised citizens for not paying attention to warnings about Cyclone Mick’s approaching damage. BUT, the Met Service was closed on Sunday, so no info about the immediate approach could be gathered. All this aside, perhaps the most bothersome in this beautiful country is the price of Cuervo Gold Tequila. One hundred dollars!!! That’s US dollars. It’s 170 Fijian. Better if you augment your visual splendor with vodka.

Christmas with the family, now in the books as FFF, Fijian Family Festival,

was a special treat, nevertheless the Lovo was certainly equivalent. Food is cooked in an underground oven of heated rocks.

Expect a variety of foods wrapped in banana and palm leaves, covered with earth, and coming out after a few hours as tender meats, chicken, seafood, root crops, and tasty greens cooked in coconut cream. Coconut cream is not easy to come by. 48 coconuts were shredded

and then the shredding mashed and squeezed to get the milk.

When the food is unveiled it is pretty, pretty hot. Buna, who is part of the Fiji family, refuses to use gloves to snatch it, so cold water is there for her between grabs.

Next we all gather and the saevu-saevu begins. Kava is squeezed into a big bowl,

then transferred to a smaller bowl to be offered to the eldest on down. When the bowl comes to you,

you clap cupped hands once. Then it all goes down the hatch. Next, cupped hands clap twice, and a word that sounds like “motha” is spoken or shouted depending on how much kava you have already had.

Now a bolt from the blue. The drink that has had ceremonial usage for thousands of years in the pacific islands has hit the US, Mary Jane’s Relaxing Soda with kava, sugar and passion flower extract is now on the market.

Get down.

If you don’t know the Edwards in Pacific Harbour, there is a charming hotel, The Pearl, within walking distance from their home.

It’s on the beach and a lovely place to HQ when you visit Fiji

Thoughts;

I loved the sign that said “Beware of Gravity Fed Coconuts”.

Most Fijians do not wear shoes. The bellman at the hotel will most likely be barefoot. Both men and women can be seen walking down dirt roads barefoot. And that makes me wonder if, after walking on the dirt, they have to put on shoes when they enter the house.

We’ll miss Fiji and the Fijians.

Fiji Navidad

December 20, 2009

Many are checking in expecting to see the Fiji blog. I wish it was here. My camera is proprietary, and I misplaced the hard transfer tool.

It will all happen after Christmas when we get back from Fiji.

Carnival Dream; That’s A Wrap

December 5, 2009

Carnival scores with Dream.

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First off the Internet on Dream is very fast, and the price is right. The top package comes to 33 cents a minute.

The service both from room stewards, waiters, and 24 hour room service is prompt and friendly. One note about room service, a tip (I’m sorry, gratuity) is suggested. This is the one area where friendliness was lacking, even though “gratuitied”.

The purser’s desk works hard to please not only with a great attitude, but they know what they’re doing. When I needed Saran Wrap for my Flip video cam, Katerina, literally ran from the desk and disappeared. Minutes later, she came bustling back, wrap in hand. That kind of service from the main desk is seldom found.

It turns out, with kids, we had 4300 passengers, and yet lines at buffets were never a problem. Dream appeals to families and children love it. Dream even offers special family cabins.

When you go to the Lido buffet, go through to the second area. Most people stop at the first, and the second is always less crowded. Continue on to the rear deck and you’ll find the Deli open 11 AM to 11 PM. Also, Tandoor Station with a small Indian buffet. 24 hour pizza and ice cream top it all off.

You might not find the pasta station. It’s upstairs off the Gathering (lido food area) and serves what you want as you like it.

One thing I found strange was the difficulty in making eye contact when passing fellow passengers. I pride myself on getting a return smile when I go by another person. Most times that didn’t happen, as a matter of fact, people would walk right at me without seeming to have any indication that there was a live person in their way. Then I got it. Most of the passengers were New Yorkers, many of them from NYC and that’s the way you walk on the NYC sidewalks; completely disconnected.

Remember it is Carnival, so cabin amenities are less than moderate, but the robes are luxurious. AND, the closets have lots of room and light.

Dream’s big screen on the pool area is always showing something from the cocktail making contest to National Geographic films. On the last day as I was planning my dash to LGA, I saw this:

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Debarkation hint:

Tags with the numbers 2 through 37 are distributed. The lower the number the sooner you get off the boat. To get off first, carry your own luggage and go with the “unassisted” group. Next best thing is get a low number from the Purser’s desk. Don’t wait to have one distributed to your cabin. I had number five which for some reason went after 2. the #5 bags were grouped with the #7 bags. There were over 200 bags to sort through to find mine. Today I bought and electronic gizmo that when you press it your bag beeps.

Congratulations to Carnival. Their largest ship may well be their best. She says goodbye to NY

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and is now doing the Caribbean. As for me at the moment:

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